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(Art student, food enthusiast, lazy.)
(Art blog- kastroart)
*thanks The Lord for only being half white*
he look like string cheese
It’s as if his face stayed exactly the same size….
THAT CANT BE HALEY JOEL
apparently he’s in costume and heavy makeup for a role because he was in something else recently and doesn’t look at all like that
Regardless of whether on not he’s in costume can we not pigpile on someone for gaining weight and being caught on candid camera at an unflattering moment
Y’all are 12
This is actually him now in case anyone’s wondering.
Yeah he’s still a round guy but come on we really gonna pick on ANYONE for that?
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
this post is wild
I’m here for this.
reblogging again cause i need this
Your name is SPOOPY SKERRY and you FUCKING LOVE OCTOBER.
Your hobbies include collecting SKELETON MEMORABILIA, reading SPOOKY STORIES, and snapping PHOTOGRAPHS of GLOOMY TROLL GRAVEYARDS and posting them on your TROLLMBLR. (The more FLOATING ORBS that show up in your pictures, the better.) You have a vast collection of HILARIOUSLY AWFUL HORROR MOVIES that you watch while cramming your face with TOOTH-ROTTING SWEETS.
Your favorite activity by far, however, is TRICK-OR-TREATING. With the aid of your loyal GHOSTMOM and your trusty CANDYGOURDKIND, you venture out into the sultry dawn to bestow TRICKS and TREATS on your unsuspecting neighbors.
There are some trolls who like to tease you for your blood color, but you simply tell them that through your creepy veins flows PURE PUMPKIN SPICE, which everyone knows is the noblest of flavors.
Your Trollian handle is creepyKooky and you tend toOoOo speEeEak in a voOoOoice that quAaAaAavers.
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
FUCK YOU PLANET DENIERS
I CAN TELL MY KIDS THAT FOR LIKE ALMOST A DECADE, PEOPLE DIDN’T BELIEVE IN PLUTO BUT I DID AND IT ROSE AGAINST THE ODDS AND SHOWED US WHAT IT WAS MADE OF